10 C = Vancouverites try to turn on the heat.
Saskatchewanians plant gardens.
5 C = Victorians shiver uncontrollably.
Regina people sunbathe
3 C = Italian cars won't start.
Regina people drive with the windows down.
0 C = Distilled water freezes.
Regina water gets thicker.
-5 C = Torontonians wear coats, gloves and wool hats.
Saskatchewanians throw on a t-shirt.
-10 C = Quebecers begin to evacuate the province.
Saskatchewanians go swimming.
-20 C = Toronto landlords finally turn up the heat.
Saskatchewanians have the last cookout before it gets cold.
-25 C = People in Vancouver cease to exist.
Saskatchewanians lick flagpoles.
-30 C = Calgarians fly away to Mexico.
Regina people throw on light jackets.
-40 C = Hamilton disintegrates.
Regina people rent some videos.
-60 C = Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Regina Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
-80 C = Polar bears begin to evacuate the arctic.
Saskatoon Boy Scouts post-pone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
- 100 C = Santa Clause abandons the North Pole.
Regina people pull down their ear flaps.
-114 C = Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Regina people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-183 C = Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Saskachewan cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
-273 C = ALL atomic motion stops.
Saskatchewanians start saying "cold 'nuff for ya?"
-300 C = Hell freezes over.
The Saskatchewan Roughriders win the Grey Cup.
I found this one particularily funny, because I myself am from Saskatchewan, and grew up in Regina. Heheh...
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