Name something a blind person might use:
A sword

Name a song with moon in the title:
Blue suede moon

Name a bird with a long neck:
Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where you need a torch:
A burglar

Name a famous brother & sister:
Bonnie & Clyde

Name a dangerous race:
The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers:
A horse

Name something that floats in the bath:
Water

Name something you wear on the beach:
A deckchair

Name something Red:
My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy:
Buck Rogers

Name a famous royal:
Mail

A number you have to memorize:
7

Something you do before going to bed:
Sleep

Something you put on walls:
Roofs

Something in the garden that's green:
Shed

Something that flies that doesn't have an engine:
A bicycle with wings

Something you might be allergic to:
Skiing

Name a famous bridge:
The bridge over troubled waters

Something a cat does:
Goes to the toilet

Something you do in the bathroom:
Decorate

Name an animal you might see at the zoo:
A dog

Something associated with the police:
Pigs

A sign of the zodiac:
April

Something slippery:
A conman

A kind of ache:
Fillet 'O' Fish

A food that can be brown or white:
Potato
A jacket potato topping
Jam

A famous Scotsman:
Jock
Vinnie Jones

Something with a hole in it:
Window

A non living object with legs:
Plant

A domestic animal:
Leopard

A part of the body beginning with 'N':
Knee

A way of cooking fish:
Cod

Something you open other than a door:
Your Bowels

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I can't believe these are real! But they are, people actually gave those as answers!! haha :)

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